On the first day of Dead Christmas Treemas...

Well, that didn't take long. The wrapping paper hasn't even been recycled yet but these trees sure have got to go! Looks like Old St. Nick's poison is sure working fast this year; nary one day in and already this town's sidewalks are strewn with tree corpses--verily, nearly a copse of corpses, I say to you!

Victim #1
Location: Stanyan, between Alma & Grattan.
Cause of Death: Unknown, likely Santa poisoning. 

Ohh, poor tree; I'm afraid you'll have to move your tuckus by 10am tomorrow!

Distinguishing characteristics: Peculiar red-and-white netting by the base.

Was she beautiful?: Yes, she was beautiful...and that corpulent, red velvet-dressed beast murdered her!

Victim #2
Location: 17th St. and Belvedere.
Cause of Death: Unknown, likely Santa poisoning.

Distinguishing characteristics: None.
Was she beautiful?: Yes, she was beautiful...and that corpulent, red velvet-dressed beast murdered her!

Victim #3-4
Location: 17th St. btw Douglass & Eureka.
Causes of Death: Unknown, likely Santa poisoning.

Distinguishing characteristics: None.
Were they beautiful?: Yes, they were beautiful...and that corpulent, red velvet-dressed beast murdered them!